2 jokes to share

Joke 1

Remember that I've told you about my new office monsters, where they put a sign regarding the food belong to which division, please do not consume?

One of my ex team member move to that team, so she came to ask me questions about user database. She is a good friend of mine, just helping her team to understand how it works, so I explained to her and she left.

So I jokingly told my other team members, I should hang a sign "This analyst belongs to X&X department, please do not consult"...kekeke..

Joke 2

It was my birthday few days ago, one of my best friends didn't even call, sms, msn, or FB me. So I just teased him by asking him what kind of friend am I to him? First reaction from him was:"Why? You wanna borrow money?" . Then I said:"You answer me first!". He went on:"I've no $ woh". I asked him whether I am his good friend, he said yes. So I just shot him:"Then how could you forget my birthday!!!??" Then only he realised ....

This is a classic one. Actually I just wanted to tell him that he forgot my b'day and first thing came to his mind was: I want to borrow money! :(